Taroscopes: 31 May-8 June

Gemini:
Sometimes the best thing you can do is forgive yourself. In the long run, only you have to live with you. So make sure you like who you are. Follow your own drums, and get down on the dance floor. People who love you dig it.

Cancer:
You might find yourself playing your dreams on repeat, or going through the same situations. There’s a reason for that, love; you are doing it to yourself. Figure out why! If something in your past needs to be released, now is the time.

Leo:
Concentrate on trucking right! Just because your friend can juggle two girls doesn’t mean you can. Don’t be so caught up in “Well, since they can…” You’re your own brand of amazing! Flaunt it; you just might get better than “them,” when all’s said and done.

Virgo:
Oh, it’s a big birthday cake and you need to make a wish for yourself! Silly hopes and dreams are the real finer things in life. Nurture the right ones starting now, and watch your life become grand. After all, you only live once; right?

Libra:
Are you a beige person? If you are, no wonder you feel sort of left out. Try adding some color this summer. Watch how bold you can be; it’ll amaze you. While you enjoy your bold streak, ask the new crush out on a date.

Sagittarius:
Friends are not always what they appear to be, and lovers doubly so. This means you have to judge each person based on what they do, not what someone else did to you years ago. The people that have stayed with you deserve that.

Scorpio:
When given lemons by life, you’re whining this week. It’s not very attractive. Be thankful they’re lemons, and not bricks. Stop chasing people that don’t want you: lay those dynamics to rest; you’ll be better for it. You’ll feel relieved being rid of them.

Capricorn:
Wondering what’s on the other side of that door? Stop wondering and just find out. You’ll never get anywhere with idle speculation. Be that Man (or Woman) of Action and get things done this week, and become the hero of your own story.

Aquarius:
If there’s something that’s making you mad, in either sense of the word, fix it. If you can’t, learn to accept that there are things in the world that you can’t change, and figure out how you and it can coexist peacefully, if possible.

Pisces:
Hats can really change your mood. Maybe you’re too busy wearing your “parent hat” or your “working hat” to take them all off and be yourself. Throw all hats to the wind this week and get back to them later. Just don’t forget where they landed.

Aries:
There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, but you wouldn’t know it. Take a cue from your friends and family this week on when to cut back on the things you love. Sometimes it’s okay to save some for later.

Taurus:
As the weather gets warmer, it gets harder to stay cool. Temperatures and tempers have a lot in common. When you start to feel like you’re going to boil over, take a step back and breathe. It’ll save a lot of heartache in the future.

Taroscopes May 23-30

Gemini:
Don’t worry about laying blame. Communication is the key that will make everything better. It has to be easier than attempting to shout each other down, and getting nowhere in the end.

Cancer:
People are going to feel how they will feel about any given situation. Instead of trying to sway them with words, show them with your actions that you’re more than meets the eye.

Leo:
Learn when you’ve overstayed your welcome. It’s something that keeps popping up for you. Sometimes, what makes a good friend a great friend is sweeping in at just the right moment, not always hovering about.

Virgo:
Do what you say you’re going to do. Don’t leave someone else hanging because you promised something you can’t deliver. Saying no is better than saying I’m sorry later. Your friends asked you for help for a reason, dork.

Libra:
You’ve put a lot of work into this relationship; it’s not going away. Just enjoy the beautiful ride. Feel the love. Watch how feeling good in one area of your life positively affects the other areas of life.

Scorpio:
Don’t make that certain someone guess as to whether or not you love them! Eventually, they’ll figure you don’t (whether it’s true or not) and move on. If it’s meant to be, you’ll likely have another chance, but why wait?

Sagittarius:
It’s not just a rainy day, it’s been a rainy week. Ring out your hair and strip off your clothes. Dance around naked while you wait for the rain to stop! I guarantee it’s more fun than merely getting drenched and complaining about the weather.

Capricorn:
Sunshine comes from more than the sun itself. Find the sunny spots in your life, whether your girlfriend, your hobby, your beloved hiking spot… Whatever they are, find them. Show some gratitude for your rays of sunshine.

Aquarius:
One shot of whiskey, bourbon, or rye? Pick your poison this week, and drink it slowly. You can still party like an animal with just one drink. Moderation. No one needs to hear you crying drunk.

Pisces:
We all have our little secrets. The secret about secrets is making sure that whatever you’re keeping isn’t going to come back, bite you in the ass, and wreck the life you’ve built for yourself.

Aries:
Competition can be a good thing, but don’t let it become a thing. The moment it does is the moment you’ll get swallowed up in an endless game of one-upmanship. Just take it easy.

Taurus:
Though they say you never get a second chance to make a first impression, it doesn’t mean you can’t change someone else’s perception of you. Be your awesome self and rock some faces. You got this.

Taroscopes May 18-23

Taurus.
Just because something good is coming to an end doesn’t mean it’s over. You can go on, and hope for better action the next time around. Just take the time to rip open your shirt, expose your true self to the world and fly away.

Gemini.
Benjamin Franklin said a lot of wise things in his time, yet times change… Don’t let the past dictate your future, but learn from it whenever possible. Also remember a penny saved is a penny earned, but how much would you save if you stayed home?

Cancer.
Try not to get too much of a good thing. Sure, you can sit through that entire marathon of your favorite show, but you won’t get much done while you are. Unless you spend your time more wisely than just sitting there and essentially doing nothing.

Leo.
Don’t get caught up in who-stole-what-from-whom. So long as you know where credit is due, you can get what you need when you need it. Smooth fences where you can. If you can’t, that’s okay too: just jump ship in a new town.

Virgo.
If you’ve been to AA, this isn’t anything new, but focus please! Learn something this time around, kid. Being away from your “normal” life for too long makes it hard to get back… not to mention the hole it will leave in your wallet.

Libra.
If you want to be a painter, take time to learn the craft. Stop ruminating over what could-have-been; you’re still young. Besides, these days there is no such thing as too old. Please move on or learn the skill you desire. Just stop complaining already.

Scorpio.
Just because you got shut down before you even got out of the gate is no reason to hang up your costume. You’ll get your chance to shine like the star you are. Be patient and keep your chin up. You look good; it just might take a little longer for everyone else to figure it out.

Sagittarius.
Don’t worry about losing your groove. You got there before, you can get there again. Sometimes you might have to retrace your steps to greatness. It’ll take some time, but you can’t rush along unless you want to set back your progress.

Capricorn.
Shortcuts aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. The trouble you take cutting corners might cost you more than you realize. There’s a reason the tortoise beats the hare like a red-headed stepchild in the old fable. Hint: It’s not because of the shell.

Aquarius.
Are you feeling hungry? Hungry like the wolf? Maybe it’s time to flip over that table and stalk that jungle until you find that tribal hottie that makes you want to throw on some NIN and do horribly X-rated things until the break of dawn.

Pisces.
It can be hard to let things go sometimes. Try not to let the gravity of the situation prevent you from moving on. The harder you cling to the past the more the future can slip further and further away. No need to worry, you can make it.

Aries.
You may want to learn how to duck. You’re used to taking things head-on with little regard to your personal safety or those around you. It’s great once in a while, but over time things start to accumulate and make your life even more difficult.

Taroscopes May 10-17

(Sorry, late post. Blogger problems)

Taurus.
Time to dry those eyes and stop your sobbing. No one thing can make your life perfect; only you can do that for yourself. You’ve got inner strength, you just have to use it. Things will look sunny again soon: patience is key.

Gemini.
Go out. Seriously, get off that couch or office chair! Your daydreams will stay dreams if you’re not careful. No one should wish their lives away! That’s exactly what you’ve been doing. Get out there and get a lust for life.

Cancer.
You, my dear, can live the high life all you want. Just be aware no one gets off scott free. Even if the price remains unseen you’ll pay it somehow. Just be sweet and be kind rewind, and you should be absolutely fine.

Leo.
Greed is good–it makes the world go round–but too much is trouble, darling. You may like dating a different girl every night. But, what are you actually getting out of it besides a dwindling account balance? Go for something that lasts.

Virgo.
From a logical standpoint you’re doing everything right. But are you happy? If you’re not, take a look at your life: what could be different? Also, take note that having more money isn’t usually the answer. Open your eyes and look around.

Libra.
Don’t let one broken promise affect your whole life. Your heart may be hurt, but sometimes it’s the pain we go through which can bring our greatest happiness. Don’t believe? Just eat ice cream or go for a run, whatever helps that hurt (if even seemingly little).

Scorpio.
Some of life’s greatest things happen because people ask, “Can I?” You never know what you can have until you ask for it. Find out if you can have that raise, or chocolate sprinkles on your pumpkin pie. You need to find out what’s possible for yourself.

Sagittarius.
Excuses are like fingers. Everybody’s got some. The trick is taking an excuse and making it a positive thing. Rent going to be late? Slip an extra $50 in. Do something different, rather than make an excuse for yourself. They can turn into regrets, after all.

Capricorn.
Take that sadness, that anger you feel deep down, and use it! Ex dump you? Do the one thing he hated, that you kind of gave up, and do that every day. Parents disapprove? Turn that love of yours into a job, and flaunt it. Be yourself again; it’s more than okay.

Aquarius.
Sometimes life keeps giving you lemons when all you want is a splash of lime. This is a time of lemons, kid. Sit tight, though; if you get enough lemons you can open a lemonade stand and laugh all the way to the bank next week.

Pisces.
Hey, it’s time to party, Rock Star–yes you! We all know you’re a wild child waiting to be born. Think of this week as your birthday. Embrace that boundless courage or fiercely fearless style you might be graced with; these gifts are non-returnable.

Aries.
Everyone loves you, although it might not be for the reason you think. Make sure you like what you see when you look in the mirror. The only person that has to live with it is you. Who cares what your friends think?

Stalking Time Week One

Title: Lonely Boy
Incarnation:6th
Card: The Sun Inverted

Perri was off somewhere sulking, I hated when she did that. I mean what right did she have? Here she was a guest in my TARDIS. My TARDIS! Imagine the nerve her complaining I wasn't the Doctor she knew, I mean really. It was just a simple regeneration, I'm still the Doctor. In fact, I'm even more clever than I used to be. I even dress better. Cricket uniforms, how absurd.
Silly girl, simply doesn't understand Gallifreyian physiology. It's a shame really. I ought to explain it to her. No time like the present. What is that I hear? Sobbing? Why?

Taroscopes 1/3-1/8

Taurus.
Now is a time for rest, but this doesn’t mean you should stop completely. Breaks are breaks, not stops. Remember that and it will serve you well. Also, just because someone is dating doesn’t mean they will get married; bide your time.

Gemini.
It’s hard to make a choice when you don’t know what it is you want, let alone need. No one will blame you for your choice. Whatever you do stop collecting options. People are starting to feel like you’re using them, so just take a step back.

Cancer.
You’re being stubborn and not realizing this obstacle is really a wake up call. Sure, it might not seem bad to lose pants when your girlfriend’s husband comes home early, but it will only get worse. Get out while you can.

Leo.
You recycle. You bathe. You own all the latest gadgets. Why aren’t you married yet? Sometimes you have to get dirty and go look for love. The universe won’t just drop lovers in your lap. Go out! Take your iPod and catch a show or something.

Virgo.
Love may be all you need… but baby, love won’t pay the rent. Be a little more mindful of that. Treat your love to sins of the flesh rather than a night out. They will thank you for it, most likely at the top of their lungs.

Libra.
Hey, stop being everyone’s Giving Tree! It only makes you resent them, which kind of takes away the “good karma” you got from giving in the first place. Sometimes it’s okay to ask for what you want. The people around you may have just that to offer.

Scorpio.
Let’s say you are rich for a day… what would you do? Got it? Okay, now go out and do it. You might be pleasantly surprised by what living without fear will get you. Sometimes we mire ourselves in what’s “right” and we forget to party.

Sagittarius.
You don’t have to be told twice. You do what’s expected of you. There’s something or someone in your life right now that doesn’t live up to your mold. Don’t beat yourself up for wanting them, just go with it for once.

Capricorn.
You might like to rock and roll all night and party every day, but listen up! It’s taking its toll. Your pretty face is going to hell, and soon it’ll be your health. Take this weekend off and stay at home. Nothing is uncool about sleeping it off.

Aquarius.
You always fall for the the bad guy. You’re always checking out the girl behind. Stop looking for the next big thing and open your eyes and notice what’s in front of you! They won’t always be there. So, don’t wait.

Pisces.
Ever feel like you’re always watching the same thing? That’s because you are! It’s time to break out of the pattern. Freddie Mercury wasn’t the only one who wanted to break free, so why haven’t you? Don’t hold on to your fear.

Aries.
You always say, “If I had a chance…” What you fail to realize is that you do! Sometimes in life the only chances we get are the ones we make for ourselves. You are not any different. Write an ode to the coffee kiosk girl if you love her so much.

Stalking Time

To illustrate how the Tarot can apply to everyone in any situation, and to have a little bit of fun. I present Stalking Time. My Doctor Who themed Tarot story telling extravaganza!

Here's what to expect. The issues of Stalking Time will be in Drabble format, that means they'll be around 100-200 words. Each one will be based on a Tarot card drawn mostly at random from a deck of my choosing.

In these drabbles, each incarnation of the Doctor will be represented over time. I'll be jumping from Doctor to Doctor without having consecutive Doctors in a row. Each Doctor will have his own story (11 stories all together). For example all stories involving the 5th Doctor will be a single on-going story that will take on more independence from the other 10 stories.

Stories will be updated bi-weekly.